Yeh, it's a proper comedy show around here
Well, rather than spending £1,300 on removing the rear bank, even before helicoil and rebuild (I need a triple gin just [i]thinking[/i] about that, it's absolutely insane), I suggest getting it to Hughie as he's kindly offered and it will only cost you petrol to get it up there, plus the cider, or diesel, or whatever fluid it is that the poor soul imbibes in the darkness of his workshop. Sandwiches keep him working as well
The good news about changing the front rocker cover gasket is that it will cost £6-£8 for the gasket and maybe £3 for a tube of sealant. The job shouldn't even take an hour, plus curing time for the sealant. So you don't even need a quote for that, it's so minor. FGS don't take it to a garage and pay £100+ for the job, probably any of us can do that for you, or teach you how to do it (it's probably one of the most basic jobs on the car).
However, most BAs leak slightly from their rocker covers, so unless you have oil literally peeing all over the floor, don't even think about that at the moment, just prioritise the dead plug.
As for cam belt, do you know when it was last changed? Normally it's around 60k or so first time, so if yours was changed on schedule and the car has only done 96k now then you're still well within tolerance. Also, good news: the BA engines are "safe" or "non-interference" engines, which means that if the belt did snap, it won't damage the engine; you just fit a new belt. So, don't worry about that at the moment either, as it probably doesn't need it yet and even if the belt did snap, it's not a disaster. Get it done at some point soonish, yes, by all means; but don't lose sleep over it not being done immediately.
[quote]The car has done 96k so I reckon its got a bit of life in it yet?[/quote]
The engines on these cars are pretty much bombproof, and will outlast the rest of the car. My P-reg 1.5 has done 170k, I believe club sec AndyM's M-reg did 200+ ... yours is pretty low mileage for the age of the car and assuming it wasn't abused by a previous owner, and if you look after it from now on, it should give you at least another 100k

[quote]Also, I'm not averse to buying another one in better condition but they're few and far between it seems.[/quote]
Last time I checked, there were only 100 V6s left on the road in UK, and another 100 on SORN. So, there are very few around. You might get lucky and find a really good one - we've had 2 or 3 offered on here lately - but you're probably better off just preserving yours and making it the best you can.
And er ... welcome to the club! If you're on the forum, essentially you're a member. That doesn't place any obligation on you (gold membership supports the club administratively but it's completely voluntary), you can just hang around here, talk BAs and watch Lee and Hughie abuse each other
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